Mobile Gandu

The asshole who uses mobile phone while driving

Mobile Gandu is a person who plucks the phone
under his ass or neck, tilts his neck or ass
and start conversing on it.

by Discokhujli June 23, 2008

mobile waterbed

A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.

I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".

by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009

mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

Mobile Poo Block

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

by PoOpa FoOker August 10, 2015

tard mobile

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.

I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!

by busterboner August 29, 2009

T-Mobile G2

The successor to the T-Mobile G1. Released in late 2010, it is the first phone on T-Mobile's lineup that has HSPA+ capabilities. Before, T-Mobile's HSPA+ network was restricted to wireless broadband cards/modems.

Known in other parts of the world as the HTC Desire Z, the G2/Desire Z are both HTC Vision phones, and as such can run ROMs of each other with virtually little to no lag at all. The Desire Z is unique as its namesake comes from the slider hinge that reveals the physical keyboard. Instead of sliding straight up, instead, it slides up and over, thus giving it a sort of Z-shape motion.

When it comes down to rooting the device, the process has been somewhat simplified from what it was two years ago, but the problem is that "one-click" rooting methods like SuperOneClick and Z4root don't work. Instead, you first need to gain temporary root access, and then use the Android Terminal Emulator to gain S-OFF and something else, at which point you can gain root access.

Isaac: *sigh* When is the iPhone 5 coming out? I'm bored of my jailbroken iPhone 4.

Andy: Dude, get a T-Mobile G2. Sure it ain't the best HSPA+ device on T-Mo, but still it gets the job done.

by the5abiking April 13, 2011

DUI Mobile

Drunk drivers who have lost their driver's license, and resort to driving on the side of the road on electric scooters, complete with foot pedals as means of transportation. As these electric scooters do not require insurance or a driver's license, this provides alcoholics a way to circumvent the loss of motor vehicle use privileges due to a DUI (driving under the influence). The scooters are slow, cumbersome and impede traffic.

"Hey look it's old Billy driving home from the liquor store on his DUI mobile"
"Aw crap, this old alky is holding up traffic with his DUI mobile"
"Careful, the guy up ahead on his DUI mobile is liquored up and swerving all over"

by Fuzzy Camel April 19, 2018