Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "
Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"
Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"
Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"
Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"
Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
by Jazzymyn November 13, 2011
Get the Mom mug.A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.
Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
by Festacstafest December 9, 2008
Get the mommed mug.A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.
by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019
Get the Mom mug.the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(
by the_schrute_fruit;) December 18, 2019
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Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED
2 seconds later...
Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED
2 seconds later...
Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Ashmit. April 27, 2019
Get the Mom mug.A woman who gave you birth but literally laughs at everything and says: “That’s cute” to many times to count-
Me: “ Hey Mom?”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”
Me POV: “Not”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”
Me POV: “Not”
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