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quik mixer

a quik mixer is when 2 or more guys jack off and spert the cum on the girls ass and she farts
"danm i was be a quik mixer to her"
or
"shit she was being a quik mixer!"
by Eric Forbes March 23, 2005
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Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.
Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.
by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020
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Coochie Mixer

Typically a Middle Schooler or Elementary School child who "Mixes Coochies" ( Has Sex ) in the hallway. Also confused with Kissing Privates.
GirlW: Omg. Look! GirlB and BoyC are TOTALLY mixing coochies!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!
by wowierat666666 September 30, 2019
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Rock Island Mixer

A variation on the Rock Island Plunger. Once again, during a three-way in which one member must be a male. In this case, instead of having normal solid stool the shitter must have diarrhea. The person with the explosive diarrhea fills the mouth of the shit-receiver, then the male inserts his penis and mixes the fluid around the second party's mouth.

In another variation, if the male has the capability for multiple orgasms, he will spooge in the fluid first to make it look like a Hostess Cupcake before he inserts. This act is also known as an Eskimo Pie.
After Seigfried, Roy and Boy George finished doing the plunger, they went to Taco Bell for burritos. Seigfried came down with explosive diarrhea and proposed not wasting the occasion and trying out the Rock Island Mixer because the plunger was so fun.

A favorite of college students in Ohio.
by buckeye02 January 23, 2012
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cement mixer

an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
can i have a cement mixer please?
by Michael Hui December 18, 2005
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Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.
absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...
by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012
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Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.
Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020
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