To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.
by J-Zahs February 27, 2008
When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity
Person 1: dude she’s the one.
Person 2: how can you be sure?
Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
Person 2: how can you be sure?
Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
by Cuntbag_g September 01, 2019
by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017
by Mudknuckle Circus December 03, 2013
An addon for Garry's Mod. Consists of a bullet floating over the player's left index finger. The player fires this weapon by pointing to where the bullet should go. When hit, an NPC flies straight up into the air, and explodes shortly after.
by ThePotato June 13, 2011
by crimsonmissilechamp August 06, 2010