sausage missile

To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.

Mick totally sausage missiled Sarah's hand while walking towards the bathroom.

by J-Zahs February 27, 2008

mx missile

mushrooms and ecstacy

by booger August 13, 2003

nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017

Micro Missile

When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity

Person 1: dude she’s the one.

Person 2: how can you be sure?

Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.

by Cuntbag_g August 31, 2019

Skin Missile

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.

Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

Missile Base

The is a place where a man's "missile" can "take off." Nickname for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: The missile base was unaccommodating. The mission was a failure

Guy 2: That sucks man.

by grad23 August 30, 2009

crimson missile

Throwing a bloody tampon at someone's face.

Dude, she just crimson missiled that bitch!

by crimsonmissilechamp August 6, 2010