by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009
Get the Anti-Poon Missile mug.A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.
Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.
Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.
Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.
Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.
Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.
by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009
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The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
by Jone Merler July 16, 2008
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Get the mommy missile mug.Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.
"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."
by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010
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Get the moisture-seeking mutton missile mug.Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.
I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.
I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.
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