miscrap

Often referred to as "The Miscrap", This is the mishap of craps, and happens when you get the feeling that you sort of have to take a shit but not really and your mind tricks you into walking to the bathroom to sit on the toilet only to find yourself struggling to take a shit when you really don't have to, which unfortunately leads to never taking a shit, and therefor there is no need to wipe your ass. the most important act about the miscrap is when you finally get up and feel the stupidity of trying to take a shit for that useless five minutes, you have to think or say to yourself "Damn, i just had a miscrap."

Victim- "Hey guys, hold on a sec, I think i might have to shit before we go."

Guys-"Alright man, get that shit out the way before we hit the road."

Five minutes later......

Guys-"Hey, how was your shit, did it feel good?"

Victim-"Nahhh, False alarm, I had a miscrap."

Guys-"Ughhhhh, THE MISCRAP"

by Draggggs May 9, 2011

Miserabald

A balding or unintentionally bald person who just looks like the saddest kind of person imaginable

That man looks completely miserabald and that combover isn't helping at all.

by Lostinthought17 August 27, 2016

Masara

Masara: the girl with the ocean eyes u may get lost if u stair at them

Her long hair slips like silk

And her smile makes u forget all ur sadness

Him: hey
Masara: hey!
Him: r u wearing contacts or these r ur real eye color?
Masara: they r real. Lol

Him: would u be my gf? :)

by Elizabithyyy May 18, 2018

misrake

(pronunciation: mis-rake)
meaning: when you rake something on accident

Joe: Darn, i misraked again
Billy: wow that sucks for you I never misrake ha
Billy's kids: dad why are you like this

by amistake November 29, 2020

mssarachidouin

really cool famous tikkytocker ‼️‼️ this definition was made to stop their villain ark 😧

stupid bitch: i hate mssarachidouin
me: die

by shinhatesyou July 16, 2021

Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023

Misaam Lav

noun

1. An old Latin scripture that means Sour Love.

verb

2. Intense love for vinegar

1. "Gorlock really went out on him that day, it must be some Misaam Lav"

2. "He feels Misaam Lav, he truly loves vinegar"

by KushPabloUlupongMongus June 29, 2023