by TJ Alaimo April 29, 2006

by Kitsonga October 7, 2010

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Emily Miner is a coward and hate people who have Autism, transgender, or isn't white. Basically anyone who isn't a white, 'normal' American.
Emily Miner Fitness banned me from her page because I have Autism.
Emily Miner is a coward who would rather just ban you instead of listening to you or reasoning with you.
Emily Miner is a coward who would rather just ban you instead of listening to you or reasoning with you.
by YouWouldKIll4This December 13, 2016

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.
Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
by BRC October 6, 2005

When a man puts a strap on dildo on his forehead (like a coal miner’s head lamp) and fucks a woman methodically with only his neck muscles.
Woman: “How was your date last night Erica?”
Erica: “Great! After dinner and a movie, we went home and he Coal Mined me all night.”
Woman: “He is totally The Coal Miner!”
Erica: “Great! After dinner and a movie, we went home and he Coal Mined me all night.”
Woman: “He is totally The Coal Miner!”
by TheFuckMaster69 July 13, 2019

by wtf March 8, 2005
