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MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently
by haha dee March 23, 2007
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milibandipede

Is the political equivalent of the horrific Dutch film, the human centipede. But staring British labour politicians as opposed to hapless American and Japanese tourists.
Lela: If you join them (the Miliband brothers) ass to mouth you'd have the human milibandipede.
by sentimentalist January 14, 2011
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Miliani

Miliani is the best person ever she is such a gorgeous girl with the best personality in the world she's so pretty and people are always jealous of her trying to make her down about herself and boys obsess over her so they say mean things.
damn is that a miliani
by JILIANI4LIFE May 3, 2019
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Miltiades

the most awesome, sexy, brilliant, inspiring and caring person I know!
Miltiades is unique!
by sc17 August 1, 2011
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im melting

When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting
Julian made me feel like Im melting when he said how beautiful I was
by Carcar205 November 18, 2018
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Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:
Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)
by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009
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milfinator

A younger man who loves to have sex with MILFS and/or MILFS find that particular man very attractive.
dude, you are the MILFINATOR!
by MAXIMVS April 22, 2003
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