Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 30, 2016

Silky Milky's

Big natural breasts.

That girl got some Silky Milky's

by Colin A Ware December 03, 2008

milky willy

A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.

Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.

by PDHB October 21, 2013

Milky Hitler

When a man ejaculates on a girls upper lip thus giving her a sperm version of Hitler’s mustache.

I gave Jenny a milky hitler last night.

by DankToaster27 July 17, 2019

milky pirate

a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.

Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.

by driscoll January 11, 2007

milky man

Typically a white man whom has not seen the sun in what appears to be decades.

Whose skin resembles sheets of milk

Milky ness is not only white pasty skin. It is a state of mind.

This guy named Tim looks like a sheet of paper and or milky man with nipples.

Tim loves the cooch but only indoors because he don't want to burn his milky man skin.

It's funny Tim owns a jeep with his milky man ass skin.

Tim can't tell where he powders his balls. It all looks like powdery milky man down there.

by Captainpoon January 06, 2014

milky button

The act of ejaculating in someone's belly button.

He gave me a milky button!

by Krisuel-Blair May 27, 2008