Milflu

a.) Sickness one recieves when needing more MILFs
b.) Disease of wanting milfs

Dude: "I got a bad case of milflu"
Other Dude: "How, man?"
Dude: "I saw your mom last night at the store"

by Wispy February 10, 2010

Millburn, Shorthills

Millburn, Shorthills is a W town town with a bunch of W men who rizz up all of the women. They all have a fire sneaker game and are smart ass kids because they go to the Millburn Middle School. We own Livingston. The teachers are great but the students are even better.

Kid 1: Where you from?
Kid 2: I'm from Millburn, Shorthills
Kid 1: That is an absolute W town

by Milburn4L September 6, 2022

milfling

a hot midget who is a mother.

that midget is a milfling.

by chud138 January 10, 2007

Millburn

just about the most boring place to live. This is a very good school district that attracts not so good people. Good down town area filled with nice little restaurants where kids from Middle and High School spend their parents money after school. Besides the fact that a lot of the kids in the school are pretty snobby, there are a few small friend groups filled with individuals who are down to earth and very nice people. The school year consists of many nice little vacations (thanks to the Jewish Holidays!) and well spaced out breaks (i.e winter break, spring break) all within a month of eachother. The football team for the high school is pretty bad, but people still support it anyway. the soccer team is really good.
Home and Property: the property here is very expensive because of the great school district. There are a few appartment complexes which are nice to live in. Taxes are VERY high here and so is the school lunch.
Drug of Choice is Alcohol and weed.

Millbun Snob: Hey, Omagawd! do you like...totally want to waste my unlimited supply of money from my dads credit card on insanely expensive items?
Normal person: uhh..sure
Snob: like Omagawd we can smoke weed after that!
Normal: uhh...ok. i guess. i wish i didnt move to Millburn

by Hater2010 January 3, 2009

Millburn

Millburn is as bad as Short Hills. Short hills is a part of Millburn, just with it's own zip code. Everyone goes to Millburn High and Millburn Middle. They share the Millburn Police and Fire Dept. Millburn people make as much money as Short Hills people. It is just divided by tracks that is all. People make such a big deal about it, but they should go and back to their little rich houses and shut up. Millburn is the same. Maybe we produce more punks and skaters who skate at The Common then Short Hills because people grow up to belive that Millburn is the "ghetto" Bottom line: Millburn is as rich, snobby, bratty, bitchy, lucky as Short Hills.

Boy 1: Dude my dad makes 20,000 a year
Boy 2: You live in Short hills?
Boy 1: No.
Boy 2: Dude fucking move
Boy 1: No i like Millburn it is close to the school
Boy 2: Queer i am not talking to you
Boy 1: Go back to your rich house, prude poser

by SpidermanWF#24 October 9, 2006

Millburn

Millburn is the so thought of "ghetto" of short hills. Well, it isn't. Millburn has as many japs preps skaters and posers as short hills as well as all of the "drama" but all the kids in Millburn are the same as short hills: They are bratty, snobby, jerky, and do not deserve anything that they own. Millburn does deserve to pop there collors though because Short Hills pretty much owns Millburn. When you think about it it is ghetto (compared to short hills).

Yo sup i live in THE GHETTO (Millburn) so back off or i will go tell my rich daddy who lives in short hills :X!

by Fellow Millburnian July 28, 2008

Millburn High school

A terrible High school with an overrated reputation. Most people think of students who go here as ingenious, but most are average, or worse. In fact, the biggest similarity between students here would most likely be their inflated ego. Countless students will tell you that they are the modern image of Einstein, and are destined for Harvard, Cornell, or M.I.T. In reality, hardly anyone makes it into these schools, and if they do, Millburn has nothing to do with it. Most of the kids who end up in these schools are mercilessly teased by the majority of the student populus anyway. Millburn also has an exceedingly large population of kids who think they're way too cool to be bothered with anything having to do with academics. Either they believe money can solve everything, including bribing college boards, or they are too busy believing they are unique and brilliant individuals whose intelligence cannot be measured by tests. (because usually they'll get F's) It's too bad a great teaching staff is wasted on a terrible bunch of brats.

Student at Millburn High school: "Of course I'm going to Harvard, you idiot. Only the best get into that school, and that includes me."

by cheesedoggy September 10, 2010