The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
by F M Phelps October 4, 2008
Get the MIchael Phelpsmug. 1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.
by Steve 12345678 October 7, 2008
Get the Michael Phelps mug. The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool October 18, 2008
Get the Michael Phelps mug. half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues
by zach everest October 10, 2008
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Get the michael phelpsmug. cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"
by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009
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also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.
also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.
by blabla!! October 12, 2008
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