(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.

Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.

Michael Phelps by Edw Ard October 21, 2009

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Michael Phelps

US athlete. His day consists of eating 10000 calories and swimming

Michael Phelps is a terminator sent back in time to destroy china

Michael Phelps by fzxens October 11, 2008

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michael phelps

To dominate effortlessly.

Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.

michael phelps by TheRealIzzy October 10, 2008

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Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Michael Phelps Syndrome by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

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