meter Nazi

A worthless government employee assigned to enforce "parking regulations" which is typically a front for a city's Profit Enforcement Division. These minions are often found lurking around trashy cities (Like Tempe, AZ for example) and college campuses where local authorities pay little to no attention to speeders, red light runners, road ragers, drunk drivers, yet enforce parking laws with swift Draconian order and militaristic efficiency.

The meter Nazi is typically a middle-aged overweight high school drop-out who failed entry into a reputable police agency. The resulting bitterness and self-loathing of the meter Nazi leads to disdain for life which creates an insatiable desire for power and control which manifests itself as euphoric enthusiasm for writing bullshit parking citations to individuals who have actually achieved a modicum of success in their life.

The typical meter Nazi spends the majority of their day hunting for motorists who make honest mistakes. Warnings are not options with the meter Nazi. Punishment is dealt swiftly and immediately in the form of a citation that must be paid under threat of blackmail that usually includes arrest warrants, more fines, or suspension of driving privileges. When confronted, the meter Nazi will respond with righteous indignation as though the survival of the human race hung in the balance because of an expired parking meter.

I have to go put some more quarters in the parking meter before those asshole meter Nazi's come by.

by DavidPhxAZ December 5, 2007

meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."

by justmoi August 22, 2005

methew

Probably from the same side of your family as your drunkle, your methew is, you got it, on crystal meth! His teeth are falling out and he probably looks older than you do, but hey, he still got an 'A' at chemistry. Unlike your drunkle, he won't throw up under the table. He might blow up the shed out back.

"That was really nice of your family to give that homeless guy some food on Thanksgiving."
"That wasn't a homeless guy. That was my methew."

by Thon Callibrator December 5, 2012

thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

by YAWA December 1, 2018

jerry mathers

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"

"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."

by my8086 May 25, 2007

checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004

nipple meter

using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature

I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"

by landon15 February 18, 2004