fat-mess

a big fat person who is ugly and has a neck like a pack of sausages

get a grip you fat mess

by walshy December 18, 2004

talkin' mess

to speak offensively or maliciously behind someone's back

That girl was talkin' mess like crazy on MySpace yesterday.

by dylan-o November 14, 2006

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

hanging mess

Hanging mess is a way to describe someone who looks very ugly. This term is usually used in South Wales, Merthyr Tydfil. It can also be used to describe what you look like with a hangover.

Pretty Girl: (looks at an ugly girl and says) That girl is a hanging mess.

After a hangover...
Boy: How are you?
Boy2: I'm a hanging mess

by Essexisme January 28, 2012

Mess U

A fictional college that you say are enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the totem pole.

Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made honor roll at Mess U.

Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.

by Joe Tillywinks July 10, 2009

Eton mess

1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.

Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.

by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010

Butt Mess

a phrase meaning that someone just crapped themselves.

Shauna's mom had to throw out their couch because Shauna got her nasty Butt Mess all over it.

by dustbunnie August 7, 2007