He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.
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a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina
by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
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Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.
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"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."
"Don't be so marmalade."
"Don't be so marmalade."
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All those bitches were hatin' 'cause I was marmalading last night at the club!
All those bitches were hatin' 'cause I was marmalading last night at the club!
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