Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

Jim-Jim the Sad Marmalade

Jim-Jim is a very sad marmalde without any friends. He needs your help to lift his spirits!

Please be friends with my marmalade =(

by Chokey February 19, 2005

marmalad

a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina

She smeared marmalad on him and licked it off

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom

Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.

by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006

Marmalade

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.

"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."

by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012

lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...

I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!

by jsh123949 January 30, 2008

Marmalading

Extremely fine girl up in the house like no one else, getting down on the flo' like nobody's ho!

Bitch, I was marmalading last night at Rico's party.

All those bitches were hatin' 'cause I was marmalading last night at the club!

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 8, 2006