1.
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013
Get the Merlins Beardmug. When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.
by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018
Get the Merlin's Mistmug. He's the greatest wizard of all time. He is also known as Emrys. Everybody just loves him as he's the sweetest, funniest and cutest person to ever roam the Earth. You would have to be an idiot to let him go.
If he is your friend, he will never leave your side, even in your darkest moments.
He's also a savage dragonlord.
If he is your friend, he will never leave your side, even in your darkest moments.
He's also a savage dragonlord.
Arthur- You're a brave man Merlin, between battles.
OR
Arthur- Merlin, I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.
OR
Arthur- Merlin, I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.
by psychogirl123 November 24, 2021
Get the Merlinmug. A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband
She was lucky to have Merlin.
by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018
Get the Merlinmug. Merlin is known as a famous mythological figure, who is protects and serves his lover Arthur Pendragon. In the bbc show, Merlin has trouble understanding his destiny (returning magic into camelot), so he gets guidance from his pet dragon Kilgharrah (who betrays him and kills half the people in camelot), but anyways for him to achieve his destiny he needs to protect his lover soo he can use him and bring magic back to camelot.
Gwen : stop trying to steal him away from me MERLIN!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick
Gwen : ugh!!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick
Gwen : ugh!!!
by DooDoo_Balls July 5, 2021
Get the Merlinmug. Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.
by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019
Get the Merlinmug. Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.
by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022
Get the Galdrakarlinn Merlinmug.