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Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin
1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013
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Merlin vacuum engine

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space
by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019
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Merlin

Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.
Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.
by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019
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merlin

merlin is the best hamster she is a god and can make you a big good boy you can say merrrrrrlin for extra good big boy lack
i got a A on a test merlin
by mr hamsta March 1, 2020
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Tdawg and Merlin

The most influential and holiest people to ever walk the earth
Woah are those angels, no it's just Tdawg and Merlin
by heshyfanclub November 23, 2020
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Merlin

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7
Oh my a merlin

He is so...

gay and ugly
by Merlin is ugly September 7, 2020
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Merlin

"Merlin, let down your hair!"
*Lets down his beard.*
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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