merdivore

A person who exclusively eats shit.

From Latin 'merda'

What the fuck is that smell?

It's Julia's food, she's a total merdivore.

by xyz84 February 19, 2010

Mergin' Virgin

The person you are behind coming off an on ramp driving 15 miles an hour who is afraid of traffic.

I was stuck behind a mergin' virgin and nearly got ran over!

by Elle 1980 February 26, 2010

merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.

Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.

by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018

Meridith

Totally awesome. Has so many friends! everybody loves her. Is a flirt with guys, usually single. Loves to party and have fun.!! Popular. the best person that you will ever meet.

girl 1- Have you heard about that AWESOME new girl named meridith?

girl 2- ik she is the coolest person I have ever met!!

by LOSER4EVAHH1o1 January 3, 2009

Merian

Merian is a very good friend, good looking, nice person, gets involved. Some times she mistakes people with the same name.

- Guy1: Hey, how is that girl?

- Guy2: That is Meri (short for Merian), she is really nice but the other day she mistook me for another person with the same name.

by Tiago0626 August 31, 2015

mercied

when your team is losing so bad that a mercy rule comes into play

Yeah man after the other team was up 20 points we got mercied and the game ended

by DeepSleep February 22, 2011

Meridith

1.)NOUN: a HOT female being; the most amazing woman you will ever meet; the kind of girl that every man wants to have and every girl wants to be; smart, attractive, funny, witty, friendly and loyal ; one who is fully awesome; a total milf

2.) VERB: the action of doing that is something that a true "meridith" would do....

1.) I wish I was a meridith....but there can only be one true meridith....she is fully awesome!
2.) Did you see that hot chick pull that baby from the burning building.....she totally pulled a meridith

by wishiwasmeridith February 7, 2010