menonpause

men-on -pause- this is the time period for women between the age of 35 49 that because of there age,looks,sexually preference they developed this deadly man hating disease,it inhibits the mind and body so that they loose total interest in men and put them on hold! because in the end they dont mind and it dont matter!

mom i saw jessie at the movies with maria kissing, dont worry she just going threw MENONPAUSE! IN A FEW WEEKS SHE BE OK!

by kittykitty643 October 28, 2011

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Menopausifist

A teenager going through menopause because of their creepiness.

-I feel bad for that menopausifist in high school.

by Bubbbly November 26, 2011

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Manopause

A condition men experience the day after hunting season ends. Manopausal symptoms may include hot flashes, night sweats, and increased anxiety or irritability. Men ranging from 21-70 are susceptible to this horrible condition. Manopause outbreaks have been documented as early as the Monday after hunting season. Coupled with financial strains, Manopause effects the marriages of millions nationwide.

"Why are you in such a bad mood? Yesterday was the last day of hunting season, I am going through manopause . I'll be fine when Spring gets here.

by Captn C January 30, 2017

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Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by Bstephen December 8, 2017

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medipause

That period of time between taking your meds and waiting for them to kick-in.

I almost lost my shit on my idiot, narrow-minded, sexist boss this morning but checked myself because I was in “medipause” and just needed a few more minutes to force composure while waiting for my meds to kick-in.

by HolDoll February 1, 2018

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