An aliment that occurs to vegans when they visit Melbourne and live on a diet of mostly Lord of the Fries Burgers and other and faux meat products. The symptoms usually include gassiness, bloating and constipation.
by bridget_bones October 1, 2010

Holding a testical in each hand while performing felatio.
The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.
The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.
by Milliways November 4, 2013

1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.
by demon penguin October 9, 2008

Melbourne Sound is a sub genre of electronic music developed over the years in the underground club scene of Melbourne Victoria Australia. Melbourne Sound generally consists of 4x4 beats with hard baselines.
by inkredible July 15, 2011

by Hot slut that smells good July 6, 2023

Person 1: "Do you want to go on a date?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"
by How'sMelbourne March 28, 2017

The overwhelming fear experienced by creatives and go-getters who realise that just about all their peers are engaged in equally ambitious projects.
by Can I have a light? July 17, 2020
