C Meister

The C Meister
One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.

The C Meister Basketall Stats:

Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*

Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!

by The Hiro Meister January 12, 2009

Clunge-meister general

The natural charmer in a group of friends, usually surrounded by a horde of starry eyed girls drooling over him.

Speaker 1: Have you seen Jamie anywhere?

Speaker 2: The Clunge-meister general? Yeah he's in the middle of those screaming girls over there.

by JHold93 February 26, 2011

Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.

That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!

by all jacked up on mountain dew September 1, 2009

toe tappin burger meister

A Term used by Peter Griffen uses in place of "Gay". As seen in the episode "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"

Yea we can do that, unless your a toe tappin burger meister.

by Trip Tannen May 27, 2008

pansy ass puss meister

A guy and/or girl who exceeds the limits placed on a douchebag and douchenozzle. Usually a guy who lacks the ability to even ask a girl out.

Sara: So he wouldn't EVEN ask me out! That's how shy he is.
DeDe: That kid sounds like a pansy ass puss meister to me.

by Shalickwa September 20, 2009

Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021

Rage Meister

Someone who rages very often.This is given as a nickname because of this

How to use it in the right context:Jeez,he's a REAL Rage Meister isn't he?

Example:
AluminumCan:So how you doing Mike
Mike:Fine,*walks over to give Aluminum a hand shake but stubs toe*
Mike:FUCK! FUCKITY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! ASS BISCUITS! FUCK!!!!!
AluminumCan:Calm down Rage Meister just get some ice and sit down -_-

by Desudigamoni January 16, 2011