mechanigga

A mechanical nigga

Person 1: LOOK! A MECHANIGGA!
People: *crowd them*

by Mechanigga2000 May 25, 2019

watermelon mechanic

African American that has received further education in the study of fruit engineering. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining only the best fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.

Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

Mechanical Animals

an album released by Marilyn Manson in 1998--the album with the infamous tittied redheaded alien cover. Consisting mostly of well-produced glam rock (incuding "The Dope Show"), it served as the narrative sequel to the 1996 album Antichrist Superstar (though a lot of people never quite figured out how that worked exactly). It is considered by many (though not all) to be the band's best album to date.

A: Did you know that the title "Mechanical Animals" is an anagram for "Is An Alchemical Man"? So the cover really says "Marilyn Manson is an alchemical man."

B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.

by Gijy Tiwit June 19, 2007

Meganism

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!

by alu-miguel November 4, 2012

ass mechanic

another term for a homosexual man

That guy was checking you out, Fred. He might be an ass mechanic.

by kingsvillian September 6, 2005

mechanical digger

Cockney rhyming slang for nigger.

"Jesus look at the size of that mechanical digger"

by TallAndy January 2, 2008

angry mechanic

a sexual move that is done out of anger when your lover passes out early and you ram your finger or thumb in her butt-hole to maybe wake her up, or just relieve your anger.

she had the nerve to pass out butt naked midway through sex, I gave her the angry mechanic.

by delltron June 30, 2011