John Mayer Disorder

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.

Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.

by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011

Mamerto

A person with short cognitive capacities to understand the reality and therefore pushed to act in dichotomic ways. Associated to fanatic Defensor’s of socialism, neo socialism, and communism given their dichotomic arguments and actions pursuing that end.

The word started to be used in Colombia and spread to other Latin American countries ss a way to define people with a fanatic believe aligned with Communism, Socialism, or similar tendencies. Contrary to other people that might share leftist believes, mamertos distinguish themselves as blatant promoters of incongruencies -Even those promoting the same injustices they advocate to end- in the same way is known in Latin America that leftist politicians before elections promote populist polarization against the usual enemies of the people related to wealth and speaking on how capitalism is evil and immoral, but once they are elected for public office they engage in capitalist or neoliberal behaviors. Those examples include as examples purchasing luxury European cars, designer apparel, taking vacations in the U.S. or the European Union, etc.

Other synonyms are Chairos, Podemitas, Revolucionario de Cafeteria, Zurdos, Chavistas, Castristas

He was so mamerto posting against capitalism from his Ipod and owning 3 houses in Vermont.

by El Colmillo Mecanico September 14, 2021

Mayerli

Someone who has homosexual tendencies. Can be nice but say the wrong thing and she’ll come at you with 10 different scientific sources to back her opinion up (even if she’s wrong). Small and feisty like a chihuahua.

“Ugh, Mayerli totally just told me off about the school to prison pipeline”

by Ruby Chuby November 12, 2019

Mayer

The Male equivalent to a Jayer. Cuffs Jayers is not a smuv pure player.

Dude keshon is such a mayer.

by billyfillipd4president April 23, 2011

Mayer Hater

A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(

I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.

by Chrissy April 15, 2005

oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

John Mayer

John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (

Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions

by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010