Mazen

Mazen is guy that is always trying to get a girl but always fails. He will never get a girl because his flirting abilities are so bad, and he is really bad at school. He always fails the units and never gets good grades.

Mazen: I failed the test again
Person 1: The whole class passed
Person2: Yeah, they did. Mazen you're literally so dumb man.

by BossBoi0077 May 1, 2017

Mazen

Someone who likes big black dick in his mouth and butt this person is a faget dont let this person near ur kids

Mazen is a faget

by Asswipe12235689086543 April 13, 2016

MatzeR

The Elite, The Unforgiving, the definitive of pwnage

MatzeR ownz your ass

by bob June 30, 2003

Mazen Jadaan

A professional lier, that lies about everything, he tries to be someone who he is not, he tries with girls but it never works out. Usually, his mom is a yoga teacher and a very big SLUT in the yoga industry.

Kus om "Mazen Jadaan"

by mazen jadaan November 24, 2020

Maxzene

a girl that loves very little boys (pedophile) eats so much that she frequently eats apples ever day to counter what she just ate, and always carries at least one apple, one sandwich, some crackers, and a green monster. She never wears shoes because she says that she never matches, but some black chucks would match with everything. She also laughs so much her friends tell her to shut the hell up all of the time. She is also to loud she wakes up her frieds parents all of the time. She also is obsessed with those fags that gay guys wont even do. She is also a Nazi and loves killing jews and she is pigeon toed.She also likes armpit sex(Hefler)...lol its all true

You eat too much. You're such a maxzene!!!

by maxi pads February 6, 2009

matze

mat-ze; to matze, to matze someone with something, IN the mat-ze, mat-ze-rbation

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Matzenauge

Ein Matzenauge zu haben heißt so viel wie die Schönheit in deiner Lieblingsperson zu sehen und diese Person auch wahrlich zu lieben. Zu sehen was sie denkt. Zu denken was sie fühlt. Zu fühlen was sie will. Aber vor allem sie zu hören. Jemand neben dem alle anderen ein nichts sind.

Beispielsatz von jemanden mit einem Matzenauge:
"Hätte ich eine Rose für jedes mal das ich an dich denke dann würde ich durch einen endlosen Garten spazieren"

by Schnukki December 13, 2023