Matt Crawford

a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver

they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys

by mattlovesboys10 April 11, 2011

Matt Croissant

Dat real ass nigga that lives in Fayetteville. He is the manliest of men. He's got a bad rep because most of you are jealous haters.

Shit B, dat Matt Croissant?

by MMC Croissant April 29, 2011

matt carratura

sexiest man allive who is a babe magnet

matt carratura gets all the ladies

by sex is awsome August 11, 2010

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron May 2, 2018

Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.

Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*

by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018

Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.

My thighs are Matt Campbell!

by spiceymemes June 16, 2018

Matt Cohen

Matt Cohen (Best known for his role as Archangel Michael and young John Winchester) is quite literally the sexiest guy in existence. The worst part is he only gets hotter.

Crowley to Matt Cohen: You are guilty of... Being unbelievably sexy which I won't tolerate... Whoever you are.

by hidinginthecagewithluci April 13, 2020