matronly

When a male boss notices the large chest of a female employee for the first time and is unsure how to comment appropriately.

Used to describe large boobs without sexually harassing an employee

"You look matronly in that dress today."

"You look matronly in that dress when you bend over in front of me."

by SuperFancy November 11, 2014

Manpon

A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).

Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?

by dolphinlazerwave September 14, 2009

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

Manpon

Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017

Manpon

A tampon for a mans bunghole. Used to plug ones butt

Wow dude. That kinda hurt. I need a manpon now

by bitch tities March 29, 2009

manpon

A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.

Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'

by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010

manpon

What a gay guy needs if he's bitchy like he's having a period.

Hon, do you need a manpon?

by SparkyBaby August 19, 2008