a maryland

1. A teacher that is constantly following you around and asking you to join a club. Usually teaches band.

2. An idiot. An absolute idiot.

Selvester Stallone: "Why won't that lady leave me alone? I already told her I didn't want to join!"

Ryan Seacrest: "Because she's a maryland.

by Ombre February 26, 2009

maryland

The state I live in that really sucks.

I hate the state I live in which is Maryland.

by Nicole April 4, 2005

maryland

virginia's canada. it's a mostly useless land to the north, has some very nice areas in the south, but is mostly known for it's pompous residents to the north.

canada has nice areas out west, but is better known for it's french canadians in the east.

by buggzy February 20, 2004

maryland

a shithole, only good for its policy of needing one i.d for buying liqour. if you are from maryland, you automatically suck as a person and are most likely poor.

I would never live in maryland, that shithole is essentially a minimum security prison.

by rush limbaugh March 6, 2005

maryland

a land where people get stoned alot and on the trees are joints and the pool water is bong water and at the store theeres nothing but all the drugs in the world that you will ever find and theres also pipes and bongs to buy the grass in maryland is weed!!

dude i was like at maryland with tyler last night

by Meagan Schademan July 7, 2005

maryland

real crappy, but nice in the counties... soo rich there... yea i`m from b-more its got hoes in everyy area of it... just so u kno... i`m not poor nd i don`t look lyk a ho... don`t dis b-more i kno its gangster and wierd but if u go 2 the rite places its like super nice...

white marsh... belair << nicee

by riley May 13, 2005

maryland

In short: Virginia's Canada

Maryland is Virginia's little brother

by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008