Monster mashing

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.

Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?

by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011

mashing meat

when two fat ass people bump uglies

lester and his girl are two of the fattest fucks Ive ever seen Id hate to be around when they start mashing meat

by G-funk July 17, 2003

Mashing

Mashing is the act of attacking enemies that are already maimed or significantly impaired as they crawl on the ground. It is highly prominent in video games and commonly accepted among newcomers.

Man one: "Ugh, I've been shoved to the ground and my left arm is gone! Somebody help!"

*noob on the other team comes along*

Man one: " Oh sh..."

*man one is killed*

Man two: "Whoa, man, that noob was Mashing you!"

by Infallible logic March 20, 2009

Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

mashing nasties

The act of having sexual intercourse. Also known as bumping uglies.

I think two people are mashing nasties in that motel room.

by awmm June 5, 2022

Letter Mashing

1: Randomly entering nonsensical letter into an online competitive word game, like "Word With Friends" in hopes of the game accepting it.

2: A good excuse for cheating.

*Plays "liripip"*

"Yes! It accepted it!"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!"

"I donno, I was just Letter Mashing....."

*Plays "xylopolist"*

"Hehe 120 points, he can't win now"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!?!"

"I Donno, I was just Letter Mashing"

"Sure dude, sure."

by Raynesta August 15, 2011

marshing the office mellow

when someone's negative attitude or questioning brings down the mojo of a workplace.

"Chel's boss was marshing the office mellow when she fired Chel for using "damn" in an e-mail"

by ruchristopheric May 28, 2006