mandingo yoga

The Type of Sport you need to do on a regular basis if you plan on having Sex with Mandingos black long snake to prevent him ripping your intestines apart.

"He is so big, i think i need to attend Mandingo Yoga classes from now on!"

by xXMandingoLover69Xx September 7, 2018

Mandingo Mindy

A woman of Caucasian decent who emulates loves and pretends to worship black people as if she were an ally or black herself (ie Rachel Dolezal). These women aren't inherently bad but definitely don't help as much as they claim. They will boo love black until it dosen't benefit them when the Mindy is outed for not being as much of an ally as she claims she goes back to default as a Karen to defend what little is left to save face. Few Mindy's are caught but the ones who are will Karen up and call her DBF (Designated black friend) for rescue usually outing said person as a coon in the process

You: Wow Kelley really likes black people

Me: no shes a mandingo mindy she got with a black dude and started wanting to be down with the cause but when shes mad at black people its nigger this and nigger that off that karen rage

by Phoenix451739 April 8, 2021

Mandingo Gringo

A bad white mf that don't take no shit, stays ready to knock em with hits...If you wanna play, he just may, creep low and snatch yo ass up any day...stfu or be done-zo, the choice is yours, greasy little gweedo...A sharp mind and a stout frame, don't make me, the one to blame...Punk bitch clowns flappin' their jaws, while I watch their hoes drop them drawers...Legs shaking, toes curling, she'll never forget my name...I break a bitch off with ease, my 9 leaves her weak in the knees...Your dick is nonexistent, like a golf tee...Clown ass trick you ain't a G, just a short little B...So keep running your trap while I'm building your casket, I'll keep blowing bitches minds, like a bad gasket...Don't fuck with the DC voltage, cuz I'll fry nukkas like a bad dosage...A ninja in the night, I'll come for you fool, leave you lying in pool of blood piss and drool...Best stay in your lane bitch or you'll get smoked hard like a spliff...

That Mandingo Gringo, always making my panties soaked!!

by The Real Mandingo Gringo July 17, 2022

Mandingo destruction

This can be only be performed by a person big penis it is where u stretch your hips around while fucking a female and grind in her till she overstimulates and squirts everywhere

“Girl I can’t walk”

“Why not”

“He hit me wit tht Mandingo destruction”

by I bewilin April 2, 2023

Mandingo Transplant

A Mandingo Transplant is when a White Guy with a Small Fallus endevours to sort it his Small Problem by taking extreme measures and aquiring the largest model on the market where the person decides to change out their current meager member for a Massive BBC (also known as a Mandingo)...

That White Boy is so small, he could sure use a Mandingo Transplant.

by D-503 July 31, 2023

Mandingo Hours

A term used to describe a few hours of sex an attractive female should have with a mandingo, or a well hung man. Can be during a mandingo party or not.

Jeremy: So did you and Cecilia finally go out?
Keiran: Naw, I walked in on her getting some mandingo hours in with Tyrese.

by InnkeeperJeff January 20, 2024

Flaming Mandingo

Using your 15 or more inch mandingo cock, you dip it in gas and cover it in lettuce. Then light a girls pubes on fire right before having intercourse.
You then inject her flaming pussy with your gas and lettuce covered mandingo cock, making it catch extreme fire and brutally melting the walls of the females vagina down.

guy 1: What smells like burt lettuce?!?!

guy 2: Sorry, i brutally melted the walls of my girlfriends vagina down while executing the dangerous, but intense flaming mandingo.

guy 1: Wow.... you set your dick on fire?

by Trilf January 31, 2010