Man Cannon

When you squeeze a scrotum so each testicle is on either side of your fist

If you say that one more time I will Man Cannon you!

by Analcake April 5, 2011

Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.

Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"

by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014

man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.

When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.

by Woordsmith December 14, 2019

man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.

When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.

by Woordsmith December 14, 2019

Daddy man candy

A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.

Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.

by Kslskdjdjhdj7hd April 9, 2022

old man's cane

A long length of feces that is curved at one end.

Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.

by sweetbill May 5, 2008

man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums

Man "dude im gonna cum! Man the cannon!"

by Dr C Swagger February 23, 2014