malcolm

Dumbest bitch you’ll know has a tiny dick also fat pulls ugly girls if any.
by StonerBoner69er April 14, 2019
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The Malcolm

When your friend invite someone to a league of legends games, but you don't want to play with them because they suck. So you lie and tell them you have another friend.
I just did a The Malcolm to Thomoh
by AssCupid October 28, 2019
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malcolm

A complete SAVAGE, 100% get girls (including Soha ) And her mom . Obviously has the best hair award. 110% the best looking guy in the fucking school and also the funniest. The end my nigga Malcolm a SAVAGE
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Malcolm’s Law

Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.
“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”
by AKACroatalin August 18, 2016
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Malcolm Turnbull

Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.
Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.
by masterboom November 18, 2016
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Malcolm Young

Malcolm Young is one of the greatist guitarists in the world...but sadly very underated and almost unknown. Malcolm Young was born in 1953...yes a long time ago, and is Angus Youngs older brother by 2 years. Malcolm created the legendary rock band AC/DC and plays rhythm guitar along side his younger brother Angus who plays the lead guitar. Angus has even stated that Malcolm is a better guitarist than him.
bloke 1: 50c is fully sick bro
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great
by Holly - AC/DC freak July 22, 2006
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malcolm

Someone who is perfect in every way or form
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