Mahder

Mahder is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, & most amazing person you will ever meet. She’s absolutely perfect, down to her unique facial features & her contagious smile. Not to mention her body is to DIE for. At times, she pushes herself a little too hard when it comes to school, but she will do whatever it takes to get the best grades possible, & everyone admires her for that. Her beauty is so mesmerizing, she has all the girls & boys drooling for her (mainly the girls though). Mahder is also very loyal and sweet, definitely to the people she loves. She tends to flirt a lot & is very loud. She isn’t the best when it comes to romantic relationships. She even fell in love with a girl miles away from her, which led to her being heartbroken & touch starved, but she won’t give up on the girl just yet … as she’s madly in love with her. Mahder makes your heart flutter … when she texts, you immediately respond. She makes you the happiest in the whole world. She always comes first, she made you feel love . Nobody could ever replace the heavenly, lovable, precious & perfect MAHDER .

“Mahder is so perfect … she can do no wrong. Everything she does is just perfection.”

by love xx November 23, 2021

Maheer

Maheer is the coolest. Do not defy Maheer. Maheer is respected. Respect Maheer. He is Maheer. Maheer is He. They are Maheer.

Now listen, if you defy Maheer he will eat your left testicle.

No way, you disrespected Maheer, he is gonna eat your left testicle now.

by nooham August 28, 2022

Dan Maher

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic

Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher

by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012

Sean Maher

Massive dicked man packing down below. He has 17 kids and 3 ex-wife’s and he’s fucked 327 other women just because he wants to. How many other kids does he have? No one knows! He only practices safe sex sometimes. He is also 6ft 5in and he has size 17 shoes which he busts into. He’s a complete horndog who fucks all women in sight and they love him for it. They love when he busts all over their feet and they enjoy as he licks the cum dry from their feet after.

Girl 1: OMG!! Who is that sex demon!!
Girl 2: It’s Sean Maher!! Augghhhg
Girl 3: Authhhgggg!!! Sean lemme lick you

by Horndogking379 June 16, 2022

Mammer Time

A failed attempt at writing Stop, Hammer Time on a contsruction LCD.

Typically found around areas with Days Inn.

Hey Jon, I need to pull over ... the sign is telling us to hammer time !!

..... fuck, nevermind ... wtf is mammer time?

by Hurleysurf24 November 22, 2007

Machmer

Someone that is so desperate to find a girlfriend that they usually have very low to nonexistent standards. Once in the relationship they attach themselves to their girlfriend like a parasite so bad that their family and friends never hear from them or see them until they are single again.

(1) Zach is such a Machmer that he allowed himself to become easily catfished for months!

(2) Did Alexander die or is he being a Machmer again?

by Justin14892 November 29, 2015

Maher

When you prefer the company of a donkey over a woman.

Don't Maher my donkey he won first prize in the state fair.

by John Flair June 20, 2007