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Someone that is so desperate to find a girlfriend that they usually have very low to nonexistent standards. Once in the relationship they attach themselves to their girlfriend like a parasite so bad that their family and friends never hear from them or see them until they are single again.
(1) Zach is such a Machmer that he allowed himself to become easily catfished for months!

(2) Did Alexander die or is he being a Machmer again?
Machmer by Justin14892 November 29, 2015
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big macher 

Hybrid english-yiddish term for big shot. A man who is (or thinks he is) really important. Usually refers to someone who is showing off in some way.
So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.
big macher by Lotusflower March 3, 2007
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pronounced <Makher>

lit. a person who makes stuff
general application. a person who creates the highest class of items
Bingooch is a macher of gooch
macher by PieCrustEater May 31, 2020
German/Swiss for maker of the deal or deal broker (stock trader) . Since the etymology of the word many within the machler klan have gone on to study engineering and medicine.
Did you hear Kate has 100% in her quantum mechanics class ? Well, Kate is a machler what do you expect
Machler by RichardHandsome February 18, 2019

Stu Macher 

The second, much less popular killer from Scream. His motive was peer pressure and he died from having a T.V pushed onto his head by Sidney Prescott.
Person 1: Who's your favorite scream character?
Person 2: Personally I like Stu Macher. Matthew Lillard did a pretty good job.
Person 1: Who's Stu Macher?
Stu Macher by Dr.Mcface January 22, 2022

macomere 

Trinidad origin.
(1) The relationship between the parent of a child and that child's Godmother.
(2) A very inquisitive person. A nosey person. Usually abbreviated to 'Maco' in this sense.
(3) A gay man - usually called a Macomere man. (also Poof in London, Faggot in the US, Batti-Man in Jamaica. {Derogatory}
(1) Diane is Jane macomere because Diane's son is Jane's Godson.
(2) Susie is a maco. She is always getting involved in matters that does not concern her!
(3) John is a 'Macomere Man', he is usually a receiver of swollen goods!
macomere by BazzaC October 31, 2007
A car that mercedes and mclaren made called the mclaren SLR which is really a mercedes not a mclaren (except for da tech)
GET OUTTA WAY!!! that macmerc is gonna run os ova at 200 a hour we be dead.
macmerc by woodenstone July 18, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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