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Someone that is so desperate to find a girlfriend that they usually have very low to nonexistent standards. Once in the relationship they attach themselves to their girlfriend like a parasite so bad that their family and friends never hear from them or see them until they are single again.
(1) Zach is such a Machmer that he allowed himself to become easily catfished for months!

(2) Did Alexander die or is he being a Machmer again?
Machmer by Justin14892 November 29, 2015
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big macher 

Hybrid english-yiddish term for big shot. A man who is (or thinks he is) really important. Usually refers to someone who is showing off in some way.
So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.
big macher by Lotusflower March 3, 2007
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pronounced <Makher>

lit. a person who makes stuff
general application. a person who creates the highest class of items
Bingooch is a macher of gooch
macher by PieCrustEater May 31, 2020
German/Swiss for maker of the deal or deal broker (stock trader) . Since the etymology of the word many within the machler klan have gone on to study engineering and medicine.
Did you hear Kate has 100% in her quantum mechanics class ? Well, Kate is a machler what do you expect
Machler by RichardHandsome February 18, 2019

Stu Macher 

The second, much less popular killer from Scream. His motive was peer pressure and he died from having a T.V pushed onto his head by Sidney Prescott.
Person 1: Who's your favorite scream character?
Person 2: Personally I like Stu Macher. Matthew Lillard did a pretty good job.
Person 1: Who's Stu Macher?
Stu Macher by Dr.Mcface January 22, 2022

macomere 

Trinidad origin.
(1) The relationship between the parent of a child and that child's Godmother.
(2) A very inquisitive person. A nosey person. Usually abbreviated to 'Maco' in this sense.
(3) A gay man - usually called a Macomere man. (also Poof in London, Faggot in the US, Batti-Man in Jamaica. {Derogatory}
(1) Diane is Jane macomere because Diane's son is Jane's Godson.
(2) Susie is a maco. She is always getting involved in matters that does not concern her!
(3) John is a 'Macomere Man', he is usually a receiver of swollen goods!
macomere by BazzaC October 31, 2007
A car that mercedes and mclaren made called the mclaren SLR which is really a mercedes not a mclaren (except for da tech)
GET OUTTA WAY!!! that macmerc is gonna run os ova at 200 a hour we be dead.
macmerc by woodenstone July 18, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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