jew mage

A mage in World of Warcraft that doesn't give food or water to anyone that asks for it.

Random Nub: "Hey, can I get some water and food, please?"
Mage: "No!"
Random Nub: "Wow, you're a Jew Mage!"

by bobbo da clown January 10, 2008

Black Mage

Black Mage
n. 1. A practicioner of the dark arts; a witch or warlock. Typically serves demonic forces. Shortened version of black magician. 2. A class from the game series Final Fantasy, with a pointy hat and a hidden face. 3. Archetypical evil character; tragic(ally flawed) hero of 8-Bit Theatre.

1. Watch out; that man's a black magician.
2. My party includes a Black Mage and White Mage.
3. I, Black Mage, will one day kill fighter

by Cyclone231 April 22, 2004

the black mages

the completely awesome band that does almost all the music for all the final fantasy games.

Kevin: Did you listen to "those who fight further" by the black mages?
Me: Yea, it rocked!

by deadly_frost July 20, 2006

Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty

Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?

by Darkace January 17, 2005

Beige Mage

A beige mage is a person who calls someone else a white knight if they show a basic act of kindness to a female.

"Dude, did you see Gavin call Brent a white knight?"

"Yeah, and all Brent did was help that Kelsey up. What a beige mage."

by Brent T. Johnson October 17, 2018

Black Mage

A very powerful mage that has a very powerful spell called "Hadoken" that
can only be used once a day. Very
evil. Loves pie. Hates Fighter.

"See my buddy here? He's a Black
Mage!.."

by Deadlyhomsar October 4, 2003

White Mage

The one who PICKS UP THE PEEPLZ WITH THE OWWEEZ AND THE BOOBOOS.

A very curious creature, seemingly and unintentionally attracts the Black Mage.

And is then dealt with even more curious pick-up lines.

Black Mage: Are you from Venus?

White Mage: Uh no, why?.

Black Mage: Cause' baby, your ass is outta' 'dis world!

by Meterex December 20, 2010