pulling a madeleine

A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.

To perform, you can do one of the following:

a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.

* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *

Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!

by Queen Mildred November 22, 2009

Madeline

Madeline: Generally has brown hair, blue eyes, and is shy around everyone but her friends.

Oh, that Madeline! Isn't she beautiful.

by GoalGetter82 January 24, 2017

Madeline McCann

She is the hide and seek champion bin laden and anne Frank have nothing on this bitch just dont leave the door open

Madeline McCann you left the door open

by Lennon big muscle February 11, 2020

madeleine

Quite possibly THE coolest person ever. In fact, deffinalty, the coolest and best person ever.

Wow, Madeleine sure is amazing

by Not_daddy March 8, 2005

madlena

shes the hottest kooles and smartest gurl in the world

madlena is so kool and agp rulz

by erik marquez April 30, 2005

mass maleing

The art of juggling multiple guys at once.

Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."

by Nora Wrana May 17, 2008

Madeleine

A fun, outgoing, beautiful, smart, athletic girl that has much to offer the world. She has blonde hair and blue eyes and hates when people spell her name wrong. Madeleine can be mature at times but others she will burst out laughing. She has great music, fashion, and makeup sense. She gives great advice and puts others first. Not only that, but she is very artistic and boys take a liking to her because of her personality. Madeleine is humorous and talkative in front of kids but around adults is much more polite and shy.

Boy 1: Wow! Look at the blond person
Boy 2: Man, her name has to be Madeleine!

by Caligurl45 December 8, 2017