by michal filipowski May 03, 2006
The Madness is a term used to describe a serious condition that occurs in slutty promiscuous women, that have had repeated anal sex to the point that they actually crave it, compared to traditional vaginal sex. This condition usually occurs in young teenage girls, but it is not uncommon for it to effect females in the age range of 17-26. Other serious STD's & diseases like, HIV/AIDS, herpes, & anal warts are found in patients with The Madness. There are many different warning signs that may indicate the presence of The Madness which include any type of radical behavior pertaining to sex like, the fascination of Bukkake/Gokkun/Seminophagia, extreme sadomasochism, and a fascination with fisting, rimming, and rubber anal toys. There is no known cure for The Madness.
Hey bro! Did you hear that, the girl, Becca from our History class has The Madness?
Betsy guessed her daughter had the madness, after finding a box full of rubber fists, and anal toys underneath her bed.
Betsy guessed her daughter had the madness, after finding a box full of rubber fists, and anal toys underneath her bed.
by mryork December 06, 2009
by Suany March 29, 2008
Anne Marie had a mad-on was dumped by her boyfriend (again), lost her job, and had her purse stolen.
by AlJP May 31, 2007
Mads is actually a very common name. Short for Madeyln. Mads is a special human, one of the sweetest and most caring people you will ever meet. Gorgeous, courageous, and just mind boggling, heart stoppingly amazing
by Lil lover boy April 10, 2017
1. A retarded person, usually associated with pirates.
2. The dimwitted pirate in the series Pirates of Freedom. He sails with his friend Bloody James. Has an obsession with unicorns. Both he and Bloody James sail on the "ship" Suzie. While Bloody James can usually be found reading or stealing things, Mad Will does what his name suggests. He usually sings, draws, and pretends he is in the series Desperate Housewives.
2. The dimwitted pirate in the series Pirates of Freedom. He sails with his friend Bloody James. Has an obsession with unicorns. Both he and Bloody James sail on the "ship" Suzie. While Bloody James can usually be found reading or stealing things, Mad Will does what his name suggests. He usually sings, draws, and pretends he is in the series Desperate Housewives.
1. Billy: Hey, are we gonna do the play today?
Jimmy:We performed it yesterday, so i'm assuming that we arn't 'gonna do the play today.'
Billy:(cries)
Jimmy:Freakin Mad Will...
2. Mad Will hummed to himself. Bloody James was out picking up girls. But Mad Will had drawing talent, so he was definately cooler.Right? Oh, well. At least unicorns would never betray him.
Jimmy:We performed it yesterday, so i'm assuming that we arn't 'gonna do the play today.'
Billy:(cries)
Jimmy:Freakin Mad Will...
2. Mad Will hummed to himself. Bloody James was out picking up girls. But Mad Will had drawing talent, so he was definately cooler.Right? Oh, well. At least unicorns would never betray him.
by Krittr March 24, 2009
by Jeremy Carter June 06, 2017