A male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.
A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.
For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".
Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.
A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.
For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".
Jack is a real macho.
In his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.
"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"
- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?
In his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.
"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"
- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?
by Cheezzze July 16, 2007
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current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted
MACHO ANIMAL THEME
they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls
macho animals, macho animals!
there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed
macho animals, macho animals
dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection
macho animals, macho animals.....
they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls
macho animals, macho animals!
there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed
macho animals, macho animals
dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection
macho animals, macho animals.....
by Hakko April 14, 2004
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by Britt77 February 22, 2008
Get the macho taco mug.1. overcompensation of machismo that is overshadowed by the subject's obvious latent homosexuality generally characterized by attire such as butt-rock t-shirts and other such macho-bullshit that's asinine.
2. any fan of 90's nu-metal bands such as slipknot or mudvayne who espouse the attitude of that wave of crappy music in the late 90's. or any fan of hair-metal from the 80's such as motely crue or whatnot that feels as though this makes them masculine.
3. an excessively aggressive male who uses any excuse to get intimately close to other men even if it involves resorting to violence in order to satiate the latent homosexual feelings he harbors.
4. any male by which life is defined by the male's latent homosexuality he harbors that causes him feelings of constant anger that can only be absolved by getting anally penetrated by the men he denies his love for and as he never will cop to his homosexuality will spend his life in a perpetual state of anger and denial.
2. any fan of 90's nu-metal bands such as slipknot or mudvayne who espouse the attitude of that wave of crappy music in the late 90's. or any fan of hair-metal from the 80's such as motely crue or whatnot that feels as though this makes them masculine.
3. an excessively aggressive male who uses any excuse to get intimately close to other men even if it involves resorting to violence in order to satiate the latent homosexual feelings he harbors.
4. any male by which life is defined by the male's latent homosexuality he harbors that causes him feelings of constant anger that can only be absolved by getting anally penetrated by the men he denies his love for and as he never will cop to his homosexuality will spend his life in a perpetual state of anger and denial.
steven: "Dude! You see that guy with the guns n' rosese shirt listening to pantera with the mullet over there? he's totally gay-macho!"
mike: "yeah but don't let him hear you say that or he might come over and start shit bro."
steven: "yeah a gay-macho guy like that would love to touch me anyway he can."
mike: "yeah but don't let him hear you say that or he might come over and start shit bro."
steven: "yeah a gay-macho guy like that would love to touch me anyway he can."
by blagwell December 6, 2009
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