MacGyver'd-it

Rigging something moderately important and seemingly complicated in a pinch with a few simple items on hand......

Usually to complete a in progress task that otherwise couldn't be completed at that time.

The fuse to the starter relay blew out on the boat so Peckahead MacGyver'd-it by pulling out the burnt fuse wrapping it in aluminum foil and re inserting it to complete the circuit and the start the boat.

by "G" October 5, 2022

MacGyver

A right turn, a U turn, and another right turn. Usually performed to avoid a red light.

I was in a rush to work today, so I pulled a Macgyver at the light on Central.

by Bob Yeeters September 11, 2023

German MacGyver Dance

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.

A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.

Bob Shumway does the German MacGyver Dance!

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

oh MacGyver

To be used like "oh my god", but with MacGyver. It would typically be used in a situation that only MacGyver (or a MacGyverian acolyte of sorts) could help to solve.

Oh MacGyver! How are we ever going to defuse this dumpling powered nuclear bomb? Help US, Richard Dean Anderson!

by thatraddudelad December 11, 2018

macgyvercise

fixing something that's broke with what's available at the time no matter how unsafe or stupid it is.

I had to macgyvercise my bumper on my car wit some rope cuz that bitch keep draggin on the ground

by Playafied March 11, 2009

macgyver

A guy with a mullet who bangs lots of 80's broads and has one of the coolest theme songs ever. On September 14, 1985, God's second son (Jesus' little brother) Macgyver was introduced to the world. He can make a bitch cum with a tooth pick and a stick of chewing gum. His only downside is that he is a pussy bitch who refuses to use guns, in fact in one episode after he finds a gun he hides it in a flower pot. But he redeems himself by turning a coffin into a Jet-Ski (what a bad ass).

Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

MacGyver

The act of sticking a stalk of celery out of your butt and lying naked, face down on the floor. Your chick then proceeds to begin fucking the celery as the celery as it simultaneously penetrates your ass.

Friend: "Mmmmm....Is that celery with Peanut Butter?"

You: "Nah, I MacGyvered that shit."

by KnightLite October 12, 2010