(sust.) shit, crap, bunch of clowns holding guitars.
I was listening to music until I turned on the Tv and landed on MTV.
by Marcelo December 18, 2004
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Mind-rot bullshit. It is, has been and always will be mind-rot bullshit. The most ingenius commercial for a CD ever created.
No, MTV STILL sucked when before it was bought out.
by AlexMax May 27, 2003
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A television station that sustains itself by watering down music, censoring music, and playing only sellout music. It therefore makes rock music a corporate, meaningless commodity, rather than an art form as it was in previous decades.
After MTV, it's hard to believe that any music means anything anymore.
by anarchistpudding October 14, 2005
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MTV, We say what is cool, would we say this if it wasnt cool?
I watched MTV can I hang with you cool people?
by Moocha August 23, 2003
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A network television channel that has brainwashed the minds of the youth of America. It only focuses on the reality of the cool, rich, preppie, and so called sexy people. They have destroyed the people of America and has turned them into fucking douchebags. All of the sister companies they own have been completely destroyed. like nickelodeon, they have taken all the good shows off and put fucking garbage on the lineup. zoey 101, unfabulous, icarly or should i say diecarly, all shows that are shit. MTV if you have anything to say to the people who arent rich, sexy, popular or anything that you fuckers broadcast, say it to our fucking faces and stop hiding like a scared little bitch.
"hey carl let's go watch MTV"
"fuck you that channel is the worst fucking channel ever to spawn"
by MTV Should Die January 9, 2009
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the world's worst oxymoron, because the only time they play actual music is when no ones watching. The rest is filled up by stupid reality shows and even more idiotic dating shows.
Bob "Did you see that new reality show on MTV?"
Fred "Which One?"
by dylan okeefe October 3, 2005
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A station which calls themselves "Music Television" When all that is played is crappy reality shows that i could waatch on Global such as "The Real World", "Newlyweds", "Punk'd", "till death do us part" and reality shows i could see on discovery such as " Pimp my Ride" or "Cribs" anything called Music Television should play music.
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