vehicular monty

when your erratic driving causes your passengers to spill food upon themselves

began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty

Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country

If you don't slow down around this curve, you are going to cause a vehicular monty.

by mightyacorn January 14, 2010

Monty Pythony

An activity that recreates or celebrates the antics of the British comedy team Monty Python. Pronunciation: Pythony rhymes with Monty.

His ability to recite entire scenes from 'Holy Grail' shows his gift for Monty Pythony

by Overjive November 26, 2010

full Monty

British slang phrase meaning "everything, the whole lot" or, when used as an adjective, "all the way".

My girlfriend left me, she said it’s because I was not willing to go the full Monty.

by Capuchon Mike December 09, 2017

Monty Python

"A lovely pile of filth."
Excellent for instructing your history students as to what life was REALLY like in the Middle Ages.

And what floats in water?
Churches!
Apples!
Baked Gravy!
Very Small Rocks!

by emiolie February 25, 2004

pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.

MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'

by mrcoolchap August 05, 2009

Monty Python

Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.

I am watching "And Now for Something Completely Different" as I type this.

by eeting iballs July 18, 2003

Monty Python

THE FUNNIEST DAMNED SHOW EVER! 'Nuff said.

"Is this Bolton or isn't it?!"
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"A palindrome?"
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"

by Big-D November 22, 2004