molarchy

to be of pure bullshit

Dude, you think that you're beater can beat my Ferrari in a race, that's molarchy.

by James Bond III April 24, 2008

Manarchist

Any male anarchist who is feared because he doesn't agree with feminism and thus becomes a target for attack by insecure feminists who project their shortcomings on the manarchist. Often, any allusion to state-enforced abuse where a single male may recount an experience of mistreatment at the hands of the state, which is an indicator of a greater problem affecting multiple men, is met with sarcasm, disparaging remarks and trivialisation of the issue, often portraying them in a manner consistent to that of a frat boy. This happens even when such a male has good reason to feel like the abuse is state-enforced as evidenced by the study carried out by Murray A. Straus and Richard J. Gelles showing that when a woman called the police, in 41.4% (threatened with immediate arrest 28%) of the cases the man was ordered out of the house, but when the man called for the police, the woman was ordered out of the house in 0% (threatened with immediate police arrest 0%) of the cases.

Such feelings are met with contempt and disregard. Case in point, Jack R's and Otter Eliconia's definition.

Jack: Look at the Manarchist complaining about domestic abuse. He just ought to check his privilege. Look at him talking with that dude-bro accent, getting drunk, talking about abuse. How dare he have feelings! How dare he complain!

by The Real Humanist May 4, 2015

Menarche Mouth

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.

1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.

by Jamal P. Franzia May 11, 2010

monorchism

A medical condition where a dude is missing one of his nuts. It’s exclusive to men for obvious reasons.

people with monorchism usually had their other testicle removed at birth through surgery, probably because it was under-developed or because it didn’t descend from the body properly.

Some people go a considerable part of their life unaware of their condition,

sometimes they might not know it even IS a condition; thinking that boys just

naturally have one ball.

Not to be confused with Monarchism, which is an ideology involving a monarchy. Kings and queens and stuff like that.

1. Jim was born with one of his testies the size of a pea, which had to get it cut out after he was born. He didn’t know about this until he was fourteen, and until then whenever he drew penises inside of his textbooks he drew them with a single, lonely nut dangling from it.

2. Adolf Hitler was said to have monorchism, although this is just a rumor and nobody has been able to prove it.

by pepperdank April 22, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Monarchal Shit

A shit so big it’s considered kingly or monarchal.

Jimbow: Did you hear about Kellen’s monarchal shit?
Dom: Perhaps

by DomEatsToblerone July 2, 2022

Modarchy

System of internet government where an online community is controlled by a single person, usually an admin or a powerful moderator. They have the final say in all matters, but may allow lower ranking moderators to settle minor issues. This is the most common form of internet government because it works well on most websites.

All hail King Modius of our glorious Modarchy!!!!

by King Modius May 25, 2008