Mikey

Some lame ass being a holdout who's always dry never packs it mooches and always is broke.

Your sitting in your circle passing it around and there is always that one guy, the guy that gets it's and doesn't refill it, that guy is the Mikey aka Mikey Holdout.

by SensiStar420 June 30, 2009

Mikey

To be retarded, have red hair and smell like fish.

Mikey's hair is orange, therefore he is a ranga

by FELICIA ^^ December 15, 2008

Mikey

Really mean. Kinda self-centered. Athletic but really anoying. If you fall in love with one, he'll break your heart and stomp on the peices.

Girl 1: Man I really like him, he seems nice.
Girl2: Looks can be deciving. Plus have you ever met a Mikey?
Girl1: No, I want to.
Girl3: Seriously? Man I hope you dont like him. He is 100% a heart breaker

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Mikey

Some scruffy guy you always thought was a pedo but deep down he was just perv.

Damn you know that guy Mikey he looks like a pedophile but he actually isn't, can you believe it.

by Mommyfuckmybumbum April 20, 2021

Mikey

Mikey a short jewish kid wich thinks he can skate board also thinks he's the shit,brags about dimeisa liking him and just lurks around dj and thomas and takes all your songs .

thomas: lets go skate

dj: okaiii

mikey: im comin too

by shortiidemii August 10, 2009

Mikey

Little shit that has no dick and gets it up his ass every night

Yo you know Jim they should name him Mikey

by Your,I want July 9, 2016

mikey

a fat asshole usually sucks at skating if his fat than he does suck 4 sure and he sucks balls

hey berny lets go look 4 mikey.

nah he is a fat asshole fck him

by hollyshitmonkeyballs March 30, 2009