Menstapation

When you are waiting for another menstrual period to arrive and it doesn't. Perhaps you are pregnant or going through menopause.

I've been waiting for over a month for my period to arrive; I think I might be suffering from menstapation

by Mindyvitz February 15, 2019

Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

mensuration

That time of the month when you have to measure something.

Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.

by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017

Menstruator

A term used by people trying to earn woke points by pretending not to understand that only female mammals menstruate. Women, i.e. adult female humans, find this term to be demeaning, sexist and misogynistic.

Any company that calls me a menstruator loses my business.

by Mehitabel September 11, 2021

manstruating

The male version of the menstrual cycle.
A man period.
The male version of PMS.

I'm cranky. I must be manstruating.

by Lancelot1 August 12, 2006