below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 03, 2017

Brooklynn Mendoza

Pretty,Funny,Hot,amazing,Smart,Taller,And Cooler. Pro griddyer

Brooklynn mendoza is so pretty

by BrooksHusband September 26, 2023

Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 04, 2024

Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020

Oscar Mendoza

Or as others would refer to; The Man! El Parcero! El Colombiano! The One!

i.e.1: He doesn't have the Oscar Mendoza style.

i.e. 2: Look as he so gallantly and cool walks down those stairs, he's definitely a Oscar Mendoza!

i.e. 3: He talks so Colombian, he's definitely a Oscar Mendoza.

by The Oscar 9791 June 24, 2023

Jay mendoza

Hes a JR thats half taco, half pupusa comedian who usually makes you laugh out loud when he says “perooo jaaaa!” Went from vine and now to tiktok. Hes a taco pupusa legend!

Jay mendoza pero jaaaa!!

by Da mean one November 23, 2021