Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 3, 2024

Carlos Mendoza

He cannot find his car, so sad.

You: Carlos Mendoza, where is your car.

Carlos: STOP IT I AM HAVING A TEST!

by boihvbjk October 3, 2020

Mendoza

Mendoza: Slang for woman ( not necessarily Hispanic, or of Hispanic heritage) who is gifted with a large bossom( boobs, chest, tits)

Me: " Hey, I think that one girl likes you."
Friend: "Who"
Me: "Mendoza"
Friend: "Mendoza", who?
Me: " Mendoza some biggo' tiddiiiiiies!"

by JGrim84 March 1, 2020

Jay mendoza

Hes a JR thats half taco, half pupusa comedian who usually makes you laugh out loud when he says “perooo jaaaa!” Went from vine and now to tiktok. Hes a taco pupusa legend!

Jay mendoza pero jaaaa!!

by Da mean one November 23, 2021

Fefe Mendoza

Cannot ejaculate or talk to girls

Fefe Mendoza is so gay

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019