Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

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isabel mendoza

god damn idiot who doesn't know when to shut her mouth, she's a wild one

"what the hell is that noise put that damn animal back in her cage"
"oh you must be referring to isabel mendoza"

by ualrdyknowwhoitiz August 14, 2017

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An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

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Fefe Mendoza

Cannot ejaculate or talk to girls

Fefe Mendoza is so gay

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

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Triston Mendoza

A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?

Who is that? - Hannah
That's Triston Mendoza. - Me
God, I want to suck his d$%k. - Hannah

by HONESTLY, NEVERMIND October 10, 2022

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