mega slut

one who has no control over their actions and therefore sleeps with everyone.

"brandi looks like such a mega slut today, she might as well not even wear a skirt and i heard she 'hung out' in mike's car during lunch. she totally fucked him."

by phillipeallegra October 27, 2007

mega-fuckton

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

Mega-homo

Worse than double gay possibly worse than triple gay. A name that can only be countered by the come back "no u".

That Alexander guy is a real mega-homo with his wrench and linebacker girlfriend.

by Mr. griddle May 17, 2018

Mega Desk

Dwight's (from The Office) work area where he combined three desks to make one mega desk. Each computer has it's own task, one for sales, gaming, and the third for misellaneous office criteria.

Dwight made the desk during the time Jim and Pam had their child. He coneived the desk by pushing them together in the pattern of a U shape. When Jim came back, mega desk was disassembled and never fully brought back.

Jim, just 5 more minutes with mega desk, please.

by Tokisaur March 25, 2010

Mega pint

a large glass of an alcoholic beverage

you poured yourself a "mega pint" of red wine

by gusomyg April 22, 2022

mega buddy

A 52oz soda that you can get at kwik trip, wisconsins version of 7-11, for dirt cheap. A mini keg of joy.

Rob: Hey, wana make a mega buddy run?
TJ: Hell yeah! Thats a big 10-4 good buddy.

by TJ the mighty March 27, 2008

Mega Succ

When the succ too powerfull you faint and go into cardiac arrest causing you to die and see your soul exit your body.

Antonio got the mega succ from Felecia, now he's laying in the dirt!

by Aagixaa July 29, 2019