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Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱
Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it
by thefartman January 23, 2022
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Mandana

Everlasting is the actual definition.

Once upon a time lived in Persia, a beautiful woman named Mandana. She lived long before the talks of the one thousand and one nights. She lived long before the time of Cleopatra, the Queen of Egypt. She lived even long before Roxana, the Persian wife of Alexander the Great. Mandana, was a queen. She was the queen mother of Cyrus the Great. She lived as long as 2600 years before our times.

Cyrus was an outstanding Monarch when he became ruler of Persia. He extended the limits of his empire from India and China in the east, to Egypt and Greece in the west. Cyrus was a fair king who loved his subjects. When he conquered Babylon from the Assyrians, he freed the Jews enslaved there and allowed them to return to their land and rebuild their temples to live and work in peace; as the story is told in the Torah.

Cyrus was also a wise ruler who was loved by his subjects. He encouraged them to live at peace with each other, toil together and be tolerant of each other's culture and traditions. Under his rule, the Scythians, the Perse, the Medes the Assyrians, the Egyptians and all other nations, 17 in all, lived at peace and worked and progressed. That is why Cyrus was called Cyrus the Great. A scroll edicted by him told us all that. It is still kept today in Persia as a priceless relic: the Persians believe thus, that Cyrus created the first united nations 2500 years ago.
Mandana of Media (b. c. 584 BCE) was a Princess of Media and, later, the Queen consort of Cambyses I of Anshan and mother of Cyrus the Great, ruler of the Persia's Achaemenid Dynasty.

Legendary mother of Persia.
by FindingMandana August 14, 2008
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Actually, the Grim Reaper loses a bet & must become the best friend of Billy, a boy whose stupidity is beyond description, & Mandy, a brilliant - but sadistic, evil, selfish, intimidating & wise far beyond her years or anyone else's - little girl. She is my hero.
In The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, One time an evil meteorite from outer space tried to suck out Billy's brain but found he had none.

Mandy can often make the most frightening of underworld creatures cower in fear by the sheer force of her will.
by Lanegan665 September 21, 2008
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Mandifacturing

When a Mandi feigns histrionic outrage to perceived sleights in her delusional mind to maintain a seemingly legitimate victim status amongst her estranged peers. This condition is typically comorbid with one or more mental disorders such as borderline personality or antisocial disaffected behaviors.
Our relationship seemed to be going well for the third reconciliation in 4 months, but then out of thin air discord reared it’s ugly head and the mandifacturing of missteps I had allegedly taken against her dissolved yet again.
by mike weirder April 2, 2020
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Orange Mandy

Sexual act, usually between a man and a woman. The man first fills his mouth with orange juice, then places his mouth on the woman's genitals as if preparing to give her oral sex. Instead, he drains the orange juice from his mouth into her vagina, and then generally proceeds to give the woman oral sex, although any further actions are completely at the discretion of the woman, who would now be referred to as a "Leaking Mandy" until such time that all orange juice has drained from her body.
My girlfriend was tired of receiving run-of-the-mill oral sex, so she asked me to give her an Orange Mandy.
by ThoughtLostMe January 6, 2011
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Mandi Shot

When a shot glass is filled halfway with booze and halfway with the chaser.
"Thats a puss shot"
"No way dude, its a Mandi shot"
by splashstompspit September 14, 2009
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Mandatory Fun

Fun, Mandatory: When the 1sg or CO (or their spouses) decide that the company's spouses and children are going to have a day set aside for them to have a family oriented even, and you are "invited" (I.E. no choice). you may not leave until the day is over, even though you live in the barracks and have no dependents of your own.
Nah man, CO has us on a Mandatory Fun Day today at 7:00 am.
by 11BulletCatcher September 3, 2010
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