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Concussive Maintenance

The act of smashing ones head against a possibly broken object, but usually out of frustration, until that person begins to think they have fixed it.
He performed concussive maintenance on his keyboard until his brain thought he had done enough to get good
by Regisfuror May 19, 2020
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maintenance sex

Casual sex that holds you over between long-term partners.
Shaun was kind of a tool, but he provided me with great maintenance sex before I met Josh.
by don'tWaitUp June 14, 2010
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High Maintenance Friend

A friend who requires a lot of time, attention and money. Kinda like a high maintenance girlfriend but without the perks of sex and intimacy. Said friend is rather clingy and whiney and demands to hangout out frequently.
*Brent's phone rings*
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.

Brent: I can't I'm at work.

Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.

Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.

Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.
by mrperson123 May 7, 2018
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predictive maintenance

A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.
Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.
by Downstrike December 14, 2004
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high maintenance

1. Requiring much time and many products to keep their appearance at the current level. 2. And/or requiring much attention from others in relationships, romantic or otherwise.
1. I know I'm high maintenance, said the beauty queen.
2. Anne was a high maintenance employee, with her nearly daily requests for time-off or time-shifting.
by dagner December 29, 2007
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maintenance wipe

When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).
"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."
by shofmonkey March 4, 2005
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maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014
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