Maiti is a girl that will rock your world. She is dark haired, blue eyed, and has an amazing body. She dazzles people with her hilarious jokes, although she finds herself funnier than others tend to. She is a sexy dancer, and her stanky leg will pitch any guy's tent from a mile away. Her favorite color is purple, and she won't let you forget it. When she goes to parties, you always know where to find her--by the alcohol and dancing on a couch with friends. All guys want her, and she knows it.
Frank: Did you see that Maiti doing the stanky leg over there?
George: Look at my pants, man, you know I saw that Maiti!
Frank: I'd fuck her.
George: Look at my pants, man, you know I saw that Maiti!
Frank: I'd fuck her.
by penislover25 November 5, 2014
Get the Maiti mug.1.The best martial arts instructor ever!
Close personal friend of The King(Bruce Campbell) and the Master(Ving Rhames.
2.When Gai Maitou is not instucting the best martial arts ever or being friends with the King and the Master, he is one of the best characters in Naruto manga and anime.
He totally made Rock Lee who is today by taking him under his wing, giving him confidence, teaching him the importance of youth, and teaching him to kick serious ass, using only taijutsus(attacks that use physical energy istead of chakura).
He also turned Rock Lee into his clone.
His main moral code is that you must do everything within your power to protect any people who are important to you.
see also Gai Sensei
Close personal friend of The King(Bruce Campbell) and the Master(Ving Rhames.
2.When Gai Maitou is not instucting the best martial arts ever or being friends with the King and the Master, he is one of the best characters in Naruto manga and anime.
He totally made Rock Lee who is today by taking him under his wing, giving him confidence, teaching him the importance of youth, and teaching him to kick serious ass, using only taijutsus(attacks that use physical energy istead of chakura).
He also turned Rock Lee into his clone.
His main moral code is that you must do everything within your power to protect any people who are important to you.
see also Gai Sensei
1.Me: Today, my house.
Marathon of awexome.
Naruto, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, then fireworks. BYOB.
2.Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Marathon of awexome.
Naruto, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, then fireworks. BYOB.
2.Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
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Guy 2: "no doubt...5% tip!"
Guy 1 & 2: "LOL"
Guy 2: "no doubt...5% tip!"
Guy 1 & 2: "LOL"
by GordonInTO November 20, 2009
Get the Maitress mug.The top try scoring winger in the 2011 Rugby Super 15, but he was not considered good enough to play for the All Blacks. Possibly because he is homosexual.
I have been going so hard at work and the boss never says 'thanks,' its like I am that pariah, Sean Maitland.
by Crusader fan29 September 1, 2011
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Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.
Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
by Ando2 February 23, 2010
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