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Lysistrata

Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).
Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping today...
Man 2: Well, why not?
Man 1: I have to re-roof the leaky section over my kid's room.
Man 2: But you said yesterday (and I quote), "Ah, screw that. Let's get beer!"
Man 1: Yeah, well, my wife's a crazed lysistrata.
Lysistrata by Necoyama January 9, 2008
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That dope chick that everyone wants. Watch her she will take your girl or man so be careful. Most importantly lyssi is loyal to all that she actually cares about; however has no tolerance for bulls#!t.
Damn lyssi
lyssi by Lyssi95@gmail.com June 1, 2017
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Lyss is the crackhead on the daily.
lyss by Megan Ramirez November 3, 2020
The British dowser in the anime series Shaman King who wants to avenge his parents' death by killing the Hao Asakura, the murderer. He is often down on himself, saying that he's weak. His spirit ally is Morphin, a fairy that was a family inheritance. He joined up with Yoh Asakura's group once but left for the X-Laws because he wanted to become stronger. His name is a play on lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD. Morphin is a play on morphine.
Lyserg's attacks with his over soul are homing pendulum and Big Ben wire frame.
Lyserg by akari January 10, 2006
It's a Norwegian word which means to get brighter or dawn, or to get easier to cope with, or to bleach or lighten.
Jeg tror det skal lysne snart = I think it will get brighter soon
lysne by Memetician February 6, 2010

Lysianne 

A very beautiful girl who's as beautiful as smart.
Very good looking, slim body and usualy do what she has to do when she has do to it with whom she has to do it.
Wow, that girl is very Lysianne, I would love to go out with her
Lysianne by courseur des jdg July 28, 2010
Lysia is a word for a freaking awesome girl who is unbelievably cute and sexy. She is kindhearted and very nice to everyone she meets. You will always find a Lysia ready to help other people, and caring for animal rights. Her friends love her for her openmindessness and loyalty. If you meet a Lysia, she's probably a vegetarian, and loves eastern philosophy such as Bouddhism. She's also unique in the world, as she's the only person in the world to have her name. Her intelligence and optimism always make you smile. If you're dating a Lysia, you're a lucky guy and your name is probably Thomas.
I d totally go Lysia for these cute cupcakes.

Do you know someone as awesome as Lysia ?

That woman is a role model. She's such a Lysia.
Lysia by Spongebobbyboo June 6, 2017