lubed up

A colloquial term for an object being lubricated for medical, mechanical, and/or sexual purposes.

The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.

by C4Diesel August 21, 2014

Luked

Very Drunk

'You are luked'

'I am luked'

by MeganLouise January 12, 2009

Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

lurked out

1. getting checked out in a really creepy way
see definition of lurk

"ugh, I'm getting lurked out by that hobo over there."

by definecolor.com February 5, 2010

j-lure

pronounced ja-lure

to ravage them sexually

you totally j-lured that cute little freshman the other night

by bindiflavored September 23, 2009

Luked

1.To get luked can mean several different degrating things. To get punked, slapped or punched in the face, or to get something stolen from your face like a punk.

2.To spend all of your money at the bar, or spend it all on drugs.

1.Damn dude he just luked you for your tips.

2.Damn yo last night i Luked my pay check at the bar.

by sdbigdog November 7, 2007

Laredo

Hell on earth.

When Laredo freezes over.

by bobterwill August 21, 2003