Lunar Crush

The name given to the crush you have on someone who lives very far away.

Yes Aurora I have a lunar crush on you, butterflies do drop by for visits every now and then.

by ZombieCosmonaut May 10, 2011

Lunar Tug

The celestial phenomena that explains why there are more births on a full moon due to the stronger gravitational pull.

a.k.a the tide of the uterus

"Dr. O'Bgyn, I need you to work extra this weekend. It's a full moon and the lunar tug will be strong."

by BP Squad August 13, 2015

lunar cycle

A euphemistic way of referring to a woman's menstrual period.

Girl: I'm not feeling so chipper today. I'm on my, um...

Boy: Your lunar cycle?
Girl: Yes!

by Hymen Roth September 20, 2016

lunar blood

A cult who spends their free time talking about explicit activities.

“You’re not in lunar blood, take that shit somewhere else.”

by Lunar blood Tequila February 26, 2019

Lunar Crevice

When sitting down the trousers of the person are slightly pulled down revealing the ass crack through the seat.

Wow. Mrs Smith has a massive lunar crevice at the moment!

by Ratmast_er October 2, 2017

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016